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jessbrockway:

I’m sad and want to get a tattoo

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January 23rd, 2017 • 62,222 notes

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

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January 23rd, 2017 • 645,309 notes

just-shower-thoughts:

Printers are just machines that very carefully spill liquid.

January 22nd, 2017 • 3,754 notes
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lepidosauria:

Trump just banned National Park Services from tweeting until further notice because they made fun of the size of the inauguration turnout.

Which means his administration will likely be doing this for any government agency that spreads any news, information, or jokes they don’t like.

I’m Uncomfortable

actually, national park services didn’t even make fun of the inauguration turnout. this was the tweet they retweeted:

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there’s no joke here, no fun-making, nothing even remotely derogatory. national park services retweeted a completely impartial tweet and two undoctored photographs of real events, without any commentary or editorializing, and they were banned from tweeting. literally just for acknowledging objective reality.

Govt censorship is so scary. Govt paternalism is oppressive.

FUCKING FASCIST PUGS

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January 22nd, 2017 • 122,326 notes
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